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vickythepixie:

mihael5sos:

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

Shoulder blades.

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sarahsquarah:

So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying “I forgot my dog”

She forgot to bring her dog with her

To the vet

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Anonymous asked: I'm secretly in love with you.

Thanks, but my boyfriend already does that :)

peepuddle:

i wish i was one of those girls tht is like devastatingly beautiful like sure im pretty but i wanna be like.. make u stop mid sentence beautiful like once u meet me i already ruined ur life beautiful

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